Nerdology 101: An Introduction
June 2nd, 2008 • • Anna Daugherty
Some people give me the sympathy face when I tell them that I’m kind of a nerd. You know the look; lips pinched, eyebrows knitted together in feigned concern.
“But Anna,” they say in their sugary-sweet voices, “why would you want to be called that? It’s so…ick.”
I know what they’re thinking and why they might want to rescue me from such a label. They imagine poor hygiene, extra large craniums, a Japanese comic in one hand and a collection of Star Wars action figures in the other. It is difficult, however, to convince said people that being a nerd is not necessarily a bad thing; in fact, I consider it a state of mind that deserves to be embraced.
In Mike Judge’s film, Idiocracy, the world’s gene pool has become so clogged by moronic genetic material that people with normal brain function are considered freaks. Those with what would presently be considered a higher level of intelligence are extinct. While the movie is hilarious, I can’t help but think that there is some level of truth lingering beneath its comedic surface. Though it’s true that nerds are not as harshly condemned as they once were, they still are not considered breeders. If they are, it is usually by others in the same situation, or extremely attractive people with nerd fetishes, but we’ll cover those people at a later time.

So what does it mean to be a nerd? We throw this word around to describe almost anyone who differs from the normal American sports-and-fashion-worshipping gender division. Many feel that the ostracism begins in high school, and I tend to agree. Teenagers recognize their differences and employ them as means of determining their best matches in order to make friends. This is known as the Lunch-Table Phenomenon.
A person who is relegated to a certain lunch table with their fellow nerds can be defined as one whose IQ outweighs their body mass. In the event of a nerd of considerable size, a more apt description is one who devotes their lives to the accumulation of knowledge, sometimes entirely in one subject area. The first example that comes to mind is computers, but this can also apply to anything from board games to film to the endless pursuit of historical artifacts. That’s right fanboys; Indiana Jones was a nerd.
It is because of this thirst for knowledge that nerds sometimes acquire a bad rap. Most simply neglect, or are deficient in, the social skills necessary to mingle with those whose focus has taken on a different direction. However, a movement has formed to enlighten the culture about the essential contributions of nerds. Hell, you wouldn’t even been reading this blog right now if it weren’t for the development of the Internet by, you guessed it, a rampant nerd.
Chances are, since you’re reading a blog in the first place, you are probably a nerd yourself. Don’t fight it. I am not ashamed to admit my nerdliness, even to those giving me the anti-nerd sympathy face; I’m not in high school any more. I don’t need to be cool.


#1
Anna Daugherty
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:06 am
That header is absolutely amazing. Thank you!
#2
Dave Bergschneider
June 2nd, 2008 at 7:47 am
No sweat, it is what I do.
#3
pierpont
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
“they still are not considered breeders”
Perfect. Couldn’t have said it any better myself. Revert back to the origination of Nerd and you will find 1960′s suburban families and white collar jobs.
#4
smartie
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Great piece!
I’ve been a nerd all my life and it’s been amusing to see nerdism become somewhat cool in the past decade. Prior to that, being a nerd meant wedgies, bullies and beatings. When the whole dotcom explosion started in the late nineties, nerds became commodities, celebrities, rich, desirable and cool……once the dotcom implosion occured, that small bubble of nerd cooldom evaporated, and we again teeter between ‘eeeghhh nerds!” and ‘hey nerd, c’mere and fix my computer’.
It’s a cycle…..
#5
JohnnyDrama
June 13th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I remember growing up and seeing kids picking on the “smart/nerds” among us. I asked my Mom why people were so cruel. She told me that the bullies needed to do this now because that was their only shot. She explained that the kids taking the abuse today would be inflicting far worse pain to the bullies in the battle of life tomorrow. My Mom was a smart errrrrrr nerd!! Great read!!