The Uninspired

February 4th, 2009 • •

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I realize that this is an Americanized version of a Korean horror film. However, that does not excuse the film’s adoption of a different, and exponentially lamer, ending. What could have been a great little ghost story jumped aboard the Shamalamawagon. Read more »

“Inkheart” – Huh? What Did I Just Watch?

January 30th, 2009 • •

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From time to time I enjoy watching movies aimed at kids. Though I’ve never read the book, I decided to give Inkheart a try. I’m an adult and even I could figure that film out. I can’t imagine what a five year old, who has just learned to stop picking their nose in public, might make of it. Read more »

Open Your Eyes…

November 3rd, 2008 • •

Warning: This review contains spoilers and some adult conversation that may cause itching and burning sensations, specifically in the ocular area. Proceed with caution. Read more »

“Arresting” Television

October 1st, 2008 • •

I don’t understand how three seasons of hilarious television, which gave David Cross, Henry Winkler, and Liza Minelli steady work, could have possibly escaped me. Read more »

“The Dark Knight” Conquers

July 21st, 2008 • •

I just got back from two hours and twenty-two minutes of pure awesome. Do not read this post if you don’t want to be spoiled. I’ll try my best not to reveal too much, but trust me, the ride is well worth the wait… Read more »

 

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