Not everything is as it seems. That woman you’re sitting by? She’s actually an agent for the mob. That guy you’ve been spending every Tuesday’s lunch hour with? He has been following you and keeping tabs on your financial situation since July of ‘04. I imagine that’s the idea behind this movie, that the world is actually The Bourne Identity, and we’re all some player’s pawns in a sadistic game of chess. Read more »

The worst movie in the world grossed ten million dollars. Think about this for a moment. Imagine each of those dollars as a separate entity, nearly powerless on their own, or perhaps utilized to purchase a breakfast sandwich or cup of stale coffee. But in the hands of wayward movie-goers, these harmless dollars united to fund, what many Internet users believe to be, the most horrible monstrosity to ever befall human eyes. Read more »